Steak And BJ Day Makes Us Want To Gag


Strange | 207352 hits | Mar 14 1:26 pm | Posted by: Zipperfish
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Today is Steak and BJ Day, and we're all out of steak. This is the so-called anti-Valentine's Day, set a month after the lovey-dovey consumer fest -- at least by all the dudes lying on Facebook and Twitter. And let's just assume all their girlfriends are

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  1. by avatar Zipperfish Gold Member
    Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:31 pm
    Well, depending on whom you want to believe it's either Steak and BJ Day or Pi Day (which you are supposed to celebrate by eating pie). So either way works for me!

  2. by Regina Gold Member
    Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:03 pm
    Oh..........so this isn't about a happy ending. :(

    :wink:

  3. by avatar Brenda
    Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:24 pm
    Pie is a very happy ending :P

  4. by avatar Zipperfish Gold Member
    Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:37 pm
    It should be Bacon, Steak 'n' BJ Day. Rolls off the tongue quite nicely. Just like pie. :lol:

  5. by avatar Public_Domain
    Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:52 pm
    :|

  6. by avatar Gunnair Gold Member
    Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:17 pm
    "Public_Domain" said
    @JenRemauro: Today is national Steak & BJ Day. My boyfriend is getting a ham sandwich and a high five.
    ROTFL


    Hope she enjoyed her vase of dandelions and a half eaten Snickers.

  7. by peck420
    Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:23 pm
    Steak + Bailey's (Dessert), followed by lounging with a glass of Jack...I'm game.

  8. by avatar Strutz
    Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:09 pm
    "Public_Domain" said
    @JenRemauro: Today is national Steak & BJ Day. My boyfriend is getting a ham sandwich and a high five.
    ROTFL

    Zing!
    :lol:

  9. by avatar andyt
    Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:11 am
    �Steak and Blow Job Day� is the White History Month of holidays; the type of delusional push back based on the idea that men are being asked to do TOO MUCH. Attention S&BJ Day fans: Every day is Steak and Blowjob Day.
    Attention to who ever's got her - she's a keeper. Must be nice around her house.

    Also, Valentine�s Day is also for men! If both halves of a couple aren�t getting something out of a holiday meant to celebrate love then they are both doing it wrong.
    Conversely, I would say if both halves of a couple aren't getting something out of a bj they are both doing it wrong.

  10. by avatar andyt
    Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:20 am
    Please, ladies, also remember you chew one but not the other.

  11. by avatar Unsound
    Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:58 am
    Also, some people try way too hard to be offended.

    This is meant to be fun. If it happens... awesome! I'm game. But if, as i I did, you get pizza pops for dinner and suspect that that's the highlight of the night... whatever.

    Let's save the in-depth analysis and huffy feminist outrage for something that isn't a bad facebook joke.

  12. by avatar herbie
    Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:06 am
    Aha! THAT'S why she put the steak back in the fridge for tomorrow and asked me to take her out for Chinese....

  13. by avatar Unsound
    Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:10 am
    "herbie" said
    Aha! THAT'S why she put the steak back in the fridge for tomorrow and asked me to take her out for Chinese....


    Smart lady, she's trying to turn the tables, knowing that you'll need to eat again 1/2 hour later ;)

  14. by avatar Gunnair Gold Member
    Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:19 am
    "Unsound" said
    Aha! THAT'S why she put the steak back in the fridge for tomorrow and asked me to take her out for Chinese....


    Smart lady, she's trying to turn the tables, knowing that you'll need to eat again 1/2 hour later ;)

    Hey-o!



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