Hurricane Dorian to hit Atlantic Canada with high winds, downpours

Luckily the forecasts were off on this:

"Dorian remained off the Florida shoreline, largely sparing the state"

hopefully Atlantic Canada will have similar luck.

Unfortunately, It looks like there is another Hurricane forming in the mid-Atlantic.

Look out, it's gonna hit Ontario too!

People in Sask need to plan for the wurst because Oktoberfest is coming!!!!

Oktoberfest is biggest in Kitchener. It's the largest Oktoberfest in the world outside of Germany.

I have been to it, and it's awesome.

(MOD NOTE: Didn't see a single hurricane while I was there...)

-J.

Oh the Hurricane was there... it was just by Plattsville.

But the llama spit made everyone think it was a hurricane

I did security at it for a few years.


Polka still fills me with murderous rage.

Nothing better than drunk, bra-less women dancing a polka.



Of course, now I'll probably go to bed tonight with "Beer-barrel Polka" playing in my head.

I did security at it for a few years.


Polka still fills me with murderous rage.


I will now go hide in the bush for a few days!

I just love we all intentionally try to torment each other

I did security at it for a few years.


Polka still fills me with murderous rage.


I will now go hide in the bush for a few days!
It's genuinely awful music. I listen to virtually anything under the sun from any decade or century. Polka is the only thing that makes me want to Van Gogh myself. And then everyone around me.

Turned me into a real bastard of a security guard.

All ready for winter?