[Newsbot]

Title: Five-year-old who pretended crayon was gun forced to sign contract by kindergarten
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: N_Fiddledog
Date: 2014-10-12 10:47:28
Canadian

[wildrosegirl]

OMFG... Somebody hit Ctrl-Alt-Del and start the world over. This one's f***ed.

[N_Fiddledog]

$1:

'According to them she pointed a crayon at another student and said, ''pew pew''.'

Oh my God! Quick! Call SWAT.

[andyt]

What do you expect with all the guns and crazies out there. Nobody worried about it when we were kids, because you just didn't hear about the school shootings like now. So now people overreact in stupid ways.

[Brenda]

This is truly insane...

[CDN_PATRIOT]

There goes my faith in humanity.



-J.

[jj2424]

Liberals


All that pot smoking does fuck up the brain cells.

[Xort]

Any chance every party on the administration side is now looking for new work?

Yeah didn't think so.

[Vamp018]

I blame TV.

[PublicAnimalNo9]

And the world just got a little dumber today. Well, aside from jj's daily contribution to global stupidity.

[BartSimpson]

Brenda Brenda:

This is truly insane...

Oh, don't worry, I'm sure something worse will happen sometime soon.

[stratos]

I'm sure something worse has happened Bart we've just not heard about it yet.

[raydan]

Somebody shoot me... now.

[N_Fiddledog]

raydan raydan:

Somebody shoot me... now.

OK...which color do you like the best? The yellow or the red? Don't matter. I use em both. Pew Pew.

[BartSimpson]