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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:07 am
 


Title: Teen's Murder Defense: I am a Vampire. And a Werewolf
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: QBall
Date: 2011-10-03 06:45:27


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:07 am
 


Maybe those zombie apocalypse movies are all wrong, the zombies were all just retarded teens who thought they were zombies after watching a zombie flick. Beware the zombie apocalypse.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:28 am
 


Lock em up, Im sure they will do plenty of sucking in prison.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:39 am
 


Shouldn't he be trying to kill herself. Hell, even Twilight had the Vampire vs. Werewolf hatred. So yeah.

Basically, Fuck you and your Defense.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:41 am
 


no problem; pentobarbital and potassium chloride will work on bats and dogs too.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:54 am
 


Stake through the heart then?


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:31 pm
 


A defense otherwise known as "I'm a loon, please treat me as such."


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:20 pm
 


"I am a Vampire. And a Werewolf".

And a massive fucktard too.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:53 pm
 


Charlie Sheen was here.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:30 pm
 


Vampires would have no rights under the US Constitution. They aren't human.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:18 pm
 


SprCForr SprCForr:
Vampires would have no rights under the US Constitution. They aren't human.

Same as corporations??? :?


Well that explains a lot. 8O


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:30 pm
 


Needs sunlight, lot's and lot's of sunlight.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:48 pm
 


smells like an undead dog.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:21 pm
 


He needs to have a stake shoved up his ass and shot with a silver bullet!!!! :evil:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:40 pm
 


CommanderSock CommanderSock:
Stake through the heart then?


True, is it really a death sentence if the person is undead?

Tell her that riddle, I bet she becomes sane really fast.


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